Lutz the Gay Pirate's Fabulous Blog!

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

imagine i go onto this blog one day and have like 10,000 followers

because this is the best fucking blog on this site

madame-hussein:

Say that to my face motherfucker

My face needed more reblogs, so I did it myself.

madame-hussein:

Say that to my face motherfucker

madame-hussein:

Say that to my face motherfucker

madame-hussein:

Say that to my face motherfucker

madame-hussein:

Say that to my face motherfucker

507,906 plays

thewantedrusher:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

aerodienamics:

2409-light-years-away:

kyoukinohana:

Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe

what

I cnat breataher my GOD

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OMFG DIOFDJKAMSOFK

i was singing along and then the chorus and i literally screamed

This doesn’t actually sound like Carly Rae… WHAT OHMYGOD

EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER

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SATAN SPARE ME

NO GOD NO PLEASE HELP OH GOD TUMBLR WHY THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS.

WHAT IS THIS!!!!!! I…LIKE…WHAT THE HELL!!!!

AAAAHHH!! OH MY GOSH! NO! NO! NO! THAT WAS SO SCARY!

Most girls: Short skirts, tight tops, high heeled pumps, tons of makeup, spray-on tans, designer handbags.

Me: ＡＬＬ－ＰＯＷＥＲＦＵＬＳＰＩＲＩＴＯＦＣＨＡＯＳＡＮＤＤＩＳＨＡＲＭＯＮＹ．*insert evil laughter/lightning strike*